trendies

These people have quite a tight circle of friends and generally enjoy taking the piss out of other people. They listen to dance or D n B and are usually out clubbing most nights, or inviting themselves to parties. Jurassic 5 was quite full of trendies actually. They generally dont get on with people that arent trendies and will usually sit outside at parties and smoke all night, if they dont smoke then they just sit and chat, but you rarely see them off their face, they usually have the odd social drink.

This parties full of trendies, nothing much is going to happen tonight then

by since1989 September 30, 2006

Tend To The Axe Wound

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

by T-Roy October 10, 2005

tender girl

Very young and beautiful woman. Modern version of tenderonie.

My tender girl is so hot she is taking up all of my time and money.

by Rosman February 22, 2015

Tender

the goalie in hockey.

Man, Marty is a siiick 'tender.

by sexyhockeygal04 February 22, 2010

trendwhore

anyone who wears those gay livestrong bracelets and anyone who wears the even gayer livestrong style bracelets that advertize for oter diseses like breast cancer and john kerry

yesterday i saw a 10 year old kid wearing 13 bracelets all in different colors all having the slogan of some disease or company. There is no way the hospital would let him walk around like that if he really had all those diseases.

by Arthur December 5, 2004

Chicken Tendie

Chicken Tendies: The meme no one will forget... Pepe is king! Pepe is king!

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

by TSK_Kyle February 8, 2020

swinging tenderloin

a huge, hanging down to almost the knees- penis schlong shlong sausage Johnson wiener penis dick cock pecker wang tube steak knob boner erection woody hard on

When Heather Hooters walked into the room naked, Dano whipped out his "swinging tenderloin" and heaved it into her slippery wet meat wallet and proceeded to satisfy her!

by stonesdano November 5, 2008