Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.
Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!
Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...
Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...
by Mr.GK June 18, 2011
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they start out small grow tall and thick and stand by as people chop down their friends and family
they start out small grow tall and thick and stand by as people chop down their friends and family
person 1: Jhonny it will be OK I know grandma is gone but she has gone to a happier place... be a tree and tough it out
Jhonny: ok I'll try
Jhonny: ok I'll try
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A word that you would call somebody in anger, sarcasm, or when they just say or do something stupid.
by jumping tree October 27, 2007
Get the jumping tree mug.A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.
US tourist: Hey what tree is that?
UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!
US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.
UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.
UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!
US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.
UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.
by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009
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by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009
Get the Tree Huggers mug.Refers to a relationship between a Western man and his Asian girlfriend. The man will usually display one (if not all) of the following characteristics: White, old (often much older than the girl), fat, bald, often generally unattractive.
In most cases the woman does not speak English fluently and can be seen either wrapped around the man in public, smiling at him emptily, or staring off into space while the man hangs out with his English-speaking friends. She will likely be scantily clad and display hooker-ish tendencies although she may or may not be a prostitute.
Lemon trees are most frequently found in Southeast Asia, particularly Bangkok Thailand.
The phrase originated from the need for an innocuous term to acknowledge this phenomenon without the subjects knowing you are talking about them and/or judging them mercilessly.
In most cases the woman does not speak English fluently and can be seen either wrapped around the man in public, smiling at him emptily, or staring off into space while the man hangs out with his English-speaking friends. She will likely be scantily clad and display hooker-ish tendencies although she may or may not be a prostitute.
Lemon trees are most frequently found in Southeast Asia, particularly Bangkok Thailand.
The phrase originated from the need for an innocuous term to acknowledge this phenomenon without the subjects knowing you are talking about them and/or judging them mercilessly.
(walking past the couple) "Did you see that lemon tree?"
(standing next to the couple) "The lemon trees are in full bloom this time of year."
(in an area with many lemon trees) "I didn't know there were lemon tree groves here."
(standing next to the couple) "The lemon trees are in full bloom this time of year."
(in an area with many lemon trees) "I didn't know there were lemon tree groves here."
by Six Demon Bag January 2, 2011
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His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.
by Light Joker December 15, 2004
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