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Total fuck-up

Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity
Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.
by HelpfulHannah April 2, 2021
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Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad
where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy
by robertw101 July 27, 2010
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totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

scp momento before femur break.
he totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj
by GDJackAttack November 19, 2020
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totally fays

when somthing freaking sucks. very gay and stupid
Dude it was so cold it was totally fays.
by Mike Evan & J-wix November 21, 2007
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total 30

total 30 is a type of contacts used by the most basic of girls.
omg did u hear that hannah wears alcon total 30s? she's such a basic gorl and I bet u she cant see literally at all. only basic girls have vision problems
by shadyangelgurl July 8, 2024
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total mental devastation

An immediate reaction to information taken in through one or more senses that is undesired which causes visible distress and discomfort.

Causes feelings of discomfort and disgust for long periods of time, as well as the inability to forget the undesired information.

May cause loss of interest, agitation, recurring feelings of discomfort and disgust, and struggling to communicate about the information, even when being vague.
The horror book had been too descriptive, and he said he is going through a "total mental devastation".
by froggbogg July 28, 2023
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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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