Shank

An insult directed at someone doing something stupid, non-intelligent, or anger inducing

Yeah we tried to get food, but this dumb shank forgot his wallet

by AlphaAbove April 17, 2024

shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

by GarryB March 22, 2017

Shank

When you are shitting and wanking at the same time.

I feel like going for a shank.

by Jitler2 February 20, 2022

shank

To succeed at something, eat something up, slay.

Girl, you shanked.

You are shanking in that dress right now.

That’s so shank.

by jessesgirl7 May 21, 2024

Shank

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017

the big shank

Someone who is in your group friends. And he is really clumsy and he fucks everything up

You are such a big shank. You are the big shank

by NinjashadowxDDD January 5, 2018

Ryan Shanks

Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.

OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night

by Massive Cock Man Ryan April 15, 2021