A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.
Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
by Onat-ural September 27, 2022
Get the Wife Guymug. To be a Military Wife you are to love your spouse whether he’s right next to you or thousands of miles away. A military wife wouldn’t cheat or dishonor their spouse. Not everyone can be a military wife.
by AnOnYmUsBaBe674 October 14, 2020
Get the Military Wifemug. by Mister June 27, 2006
Get the wife beatermug. by Misha J. (Oak Cliff, Tx.) October 2, 2003
Get the wife beatermug. A garment worn which enables the wearer to adopt a pseudo-action venire, extended only by stains, and possible incognito smells. However, if the wearer is a person prone, or tending to act in a less extrovert manner, then he can be seen as a slob, or likeness to the name 'wife-beater'.
by Roy February 16, 2003
Get the Wife beatermug. Doing a girl who has OCD from behind and positioning her in front of something disorganized, i.e. unfolded laundry, unwashed dishes, unfiled taxes. May take a while...but she just can't stop herself.
A real win-win for a single guy.
A real win-win for a single guy.
"So, she just started organizing your closet while you were inside her?"
"Yep, she's a real Stepford Wife."
"Yep, she's a real Stepford Wife."
by nglshmn1023 May 11, 2012
Get the Stepford Wifemug. Nike Wife. This is a woman who is educated and married, but does not work, who lives off of their rich husbands. Typically blonde or good looking, very fit and always with a pony tail, wearing her gym clothes everywhere, especially with yoga pants. Everything is name brand - mostly Nike. They drive expensive cars, usually Land Rovers and always have expensive watches and purses. Their common goal is to workout, go shopping or lunch with girlfriends while the husband is at work slaving away. They consider what he buys, as hers... yet she has no income to invest in anything. She is all about "my husband is rich and I don't have to work, but I'll workout just to keep him!" These women usually brag on Facebook about their workouts and what they own. They also have good looking personal trainers for even more validation.
They also may be called a Nike Mom if they have kids. But their kids are well out of daycare at this point. (meaning the bitch should get a job).
They also may be called a Nike Mom if they have kids. But their kids are well out of daycare at this point. (meaning the bitch should get a job).
by Be real! September 19, 2013
Get the Nike Wifemug.