Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Popping square tires

For someones who over hostile to someones whos not a threat or putting up a fight that doesn't need to be fought.

Bro: "They trying to get me in trouble but I ain't do nothing"

You : "just go with it bro"

Bro: "nah imma do my own thing"

You: "you're popping square tires man"

by Bbbaldy November 16, 2023

Deing dog tired

When your so tired you sound like a deing dog

Your girl friend looks like my mum deing dog tired

by Alfie ray February 5, 2024

egged tire

To flatten your tire.

Oh man, I have an egged tire after running over this nail.

by Dejionbrowne September 11, 2021

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

Kam-tired

When a friend in your group VC falls asleep mid sentence and continues in the group VC as a sleeping participant whose only contribution is snoring or the occasional non-sensicle gibberish about the object of their affection.

Moose: I am so tired.
Kat: Me too.
Moose: I hope I dont become kam-tired later while i’m voice calling my girlfriends.
Kat: That would be so embarassing!

by Vixenmom June 9, 2024