Thomas

Someone with the greatest game you’ve ever seen.

“That guy pulls so hard!”

“I know, he must be a Thomas.”

by Some random guy was taken January 2, 2023

Thomas

It’s a laptop with intel core i5 10100, with GeForce graphics card Gforce 4060 Ti, but with 1 bite of memory because HE CANT F****** REMEMBER THAT I LEFT THE SOUP FOR ME AND NOT FOR HIM.

Me: Ima going to eat the soup that I putted in the fridge

Thomas: *Eating the soup*

Me:*Beats the shit out of him*

by Luk-kuk-puk-suk January 9, 2023

Thomas

If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)

Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?

by Yourneighborhoodmills November 14, 2022

Thomas

The best droopy nipples you will ever see. Stored with more milk than a pregnant woman in a 3rd trimester. Surprised that lactation hasnt erupted. Thomas is so sexy and plays alot of rugby.

Me: "Thomas, More Milky Pwease :33"
Thomas: "No, Piss off!"

by fatmotherphucker November 18, 2022

Thomas

A male name of a train.

-Your parents sure love trains, dont they, Thomas?

-Shut up, im not named after that train.

by Okbuk27 November 30, 2022

Thomas

A God-Like man who reaches his true form when referred to as The "Tomasi M" and unleashes his true powers of the MMMMMM. When in the Tomasi M form, he can do anything he sets his mind to.

Tomasi M, racking up the W's - Shaniqua TylerbeansThomas - 1969

by thembigolporkers December 7, 2022

thomas

big dick energy

thomas has big dick energy

by big dickie thomas February 12, 2023