the sleeping avalanche

a high power stealth ejacualtion move peformed on your girlfriend when she is sleeeping, then photographed.

Wait until your girlfriend is sleeping and then creep up using extreme stealth before wacking one off (cumming) onto her forehead. Allow to drip, then dry before taking a sneaky photograph that is then shown to her the following day. This is the "the sleeping avalanche".

by iceman_36 May 16, 2007

sleeping giant

A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.

Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

sleep assault

when you are asleep and someone you have never been intimate with before wakes you up and starts kissing you and generally leads to engaging in sexual activites

"dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep assaulted me, it was totally hot"

by seanbasil89 February 24, 2010

Sleep Edging

That point where you’re laying down and about to go to sleep but stop and wake yourself up only to do it again.

Therapist: How have you been handling your nightmares lately?
Me: I’ve just been sleep edging and drinking lots of caffeine.
Therapist: Wha..?
Me: I don’t sleep.

by Quinn&Quynn October 9, 2021

sleep boner

Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.

Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?

by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013

Dusty sleep

Engaging in sleep with another person either a guy or girl that involves nothing more than sleeping and cuddling.

Used for telling stories to people who have dirty minds.

"Yeah, I slept with him last night"
"omg you whore!"
"nooo, dusty sleep, I didn't fuck him"

by Squeakingfiend March 6, 2008

Beat and Sleep.

A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.

Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.

by Rustleton November 10, 2010