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Positivity

Something what we really deserve. Trust me!
I love positivity.
by PositiveSelf August 18, 2020
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bunny position

Woman (or man no judgement) sits on their partners lap facing them with their arms resting limply on their partners shoulders (like a bunny hence its name). This manoeuvre is completed with vigorous quick paced bouncing on your partners dick, enduring to clap those cheeks .
Person 1: honey what’s there to watch on tv tonight?

person 2: nothing sweetie

Person 1: oh darn.....I guess to pass the time you could rearrange my guts? Wanna do the bunny position so hard I get a haemorrhage

Person 2: sure I could use a quick hop
by Datbunnydude September 11, 2020
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Positivity Plunger

The subconscious tool you pull out when your life starts to stink. Flush the negative thoughts & plunge POSITIVE thoughts!
My furless cat smells like crusty, rotten cheese! After the POSITIVITY PLUNGER “My furless cat has a VIBRANT FRAGRANCE of Gouda! I LOVE cheese!”
by Tiki tiki doo doo September 14, 2020
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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Positions

The way I literally FUCK Jessie' in every position possible
Plentiful Positions♡
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positions

a position could be a way something is standing or sat like. or a way someone is facing.

Position is a direction of something.
"why are you facing the wall?" Dad said.

that's an example of a direction and also a position place is facing in.
They are know as positions or position
by internet browser October 23, 2020
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