Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

sweaten bullets

Nervousness that leads to perspiring.
So scared that you start to sweat.
nervous

When a guy wants to date a young lady, but has to meet her dad for the first time to ask his permission - he might start sweaten bullets while he waits for dad to come up from the basement or start sweaten bullets when dad questions his motives with his daughter!

by Floridatoy June 10, 2016

Bullet in brain disease

A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.

The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.

1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

by Royal Rage December 3, 2024

Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012

Bullet Mugger

This is what you call someone who wouldn't let you go at someone. You use this generally to blow off steam. Usually used after an argument or a fight. The use of 'bullet' comes from the metaphor of your body as a gun and your physical or verbal punches as the bullets.

"Jess, Let me at them, for calling me a p-word." Radley looks at Jess who holds her back from tearing Emily's hair out.

"No." Jess pushes Radley back.

"You're such a Bullet Mugger"

by Elazy May 7, 2018

Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

by Stidder December 6, 2009

Bullet Bill Ass

an ass large enough to propel one forward in Mario Kart.

Tiffany, get that Bullet Bill Ass back here!

by CB89 February 20, 2021