WhatsApp status

A provision on whatsapp where you can share your activities and ideas with the general public.
But be ready to face the criticisms because nobody sent you to post.

I haven't posted on my whatsapp status today

by Socialmedia123 June 29, 2020

status-lol

Status-loling is the act of visiting someone's Facebook page and commenting on each of their actions possible (ie; new groups joined, new fansite, new friends, new profile picture, new application, ANYTHING Facebook allows you to comment on) with lol. You have to comment each and every action you comment on with "lol". This is highly amusing for the perpetrator just thinking of the reaction from the victim as they will get a number of notifications, get all excited, but then they realise...they've been status-lol'd!

charlie: whoaa, look at all my facebook notifications - i must be pretty popular at the moment

dude: thats pretty cool, dude.

*....*

charlie: oh wtf!? someone commented everything ive done with "lol"!!? who the fuck does that!?

dude: dude, you just got status-lol'd...

by ScArlet piMpernel December 22, 2008

ancestor status

When you get so trashed the night before that you feel worse than your dad, granddad, or great grandad. You are in fact at ancestor status. The only thing worse is Baghdad.

Brett: Man I feel like dad.
Jesus: Yeah, well I feel like grandad.
Mark: I'm at ancestor status.

by Stormteam John December 31, 2006

Status Taint

When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff

Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.

by AnalBumFlap March 18, 2011

oober status

Complete Oppisite of Burger status, often used to describe total Aweesomness.

Dude That POrn Movie last night was such oober Status

by UlisesGzz#99 May 21, 2008

dome status

refering to a girl whom, by appearance, is not fuckable but she is still worthy of performing oral sex

That girl at the club was straight dome status.

Is Ray's new girl fuckable or just dome status?

Credit to Soloman

by czphi May 23, 2008

Status Jockey

one of your friends on facebook who seems to like (and ride) every single status you post to your wall regardless of what the update is about.

"Did you see Damian's facebook wall? Mary has liked 9 out of his last 10 update posts. She's a total Status Jockey".

by bkny22 September 8, 2011