by iamedgydora June 9, 2018

An individual who must fart but is reluctant to do so, therefore tries to clench the sphincter in order to "bite" the fart off into smaller, less noticeable mini-farts.
by jedi2169 March 26, 2008

by thecoldmondaymorningguy October 11, 2010

Wait for your mate to fall asleep on the couch and fart in his face then hold his nose so he breathes in through his mouth.
Get in Kennys asleep grab that conk ive got a ripping dazzler brewing. Im gonna give him a right good Fart Chong.
by P Spuds July 10, 2011

a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone
used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)
used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)
me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!
chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob
chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob
by EEwisewolf May 29, 2008

A fart in which is the signal of trust between a couple. Usually happens when the male farts. The reaction of the female after the fart determines if she trusts you or not.
"I was watching t.v with my girlfriend and decided to give her a trust fart to see what she would do and...
(a) ...she just chuckled, now I know she's the one for me!"
(b)...she said 'oh my god...oh my god' and left....that bitch!"
(a) ...she just chuckled, now I know she's the one for me!"
(b)...she said 'oh my god...oh my god' and left....that bitch!"
by yo123 January 12, 2006

An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.
Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes
Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes
"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
by IMNOTTHATCREATIVETOMAKEANEWNAMEEVERYTIME May 27, 2008
