Dutch Loft

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.

"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"

by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008

Dutch Genitraceon

The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.

Dave: "Is that your dutch genitraceon on my car? That stinks man"

Harold: "I ate curry yesterday!"

by nokia stretch May 21, 2009

Dutch Lemon

The act of accidentally peeing in or on the female genitalia when you were actually trying to cum on/in it.

"I was having sex last night, but I pulled a dutch lemon at the end, it was pretty akward."

by Blawxwich October 22, 2013

Rooting for the Dutch

"Rooting for the Dutch" is a term used when you know someone and/or something has no chance, but you still pull for it anyways. Created by rooting for the Dutch soccer and baseball teams which always play teams they have no business playing, and lose. Basically, you're rooting for the underdog who has no business even trying what they are about to attempt.

"Look at Dave trying to spit game, he has zero chance with that girl."
"Yeah I know. But hey, I'm still rooting for the Dutch."

by dfndub March 25, 2013

dutch gold

Cheap beer also known as Dutchie chosen drink of the word knacker.

Hey Coffo, pass us a couple of fucken dutchies. Lets get bleedin' hammered tonigh'.

by Chrichy August 29, 2003

Dutch Treatment

Pissing on someone's shoulders

That bitch was so great with her tounge, afterwards I gave her a Dutch Treatment

by J Senni April 19, 2006

Dutch Oven

When two people are laying in a bed under the covers, one person passes gas and puts the covers over the other person head and doesn't let them out until the gases are no longer existent.

Farting under the blanket and putting someone under the covers to smell it. This is a dutch oven, also it keeps you warm.

by aaaaaahyiggie May 24, 2009