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ploff dive

When somone catches a fart in their mouth and blows into a womens vagina.
"Peter caught a fart in his mouth and blew it into Sandy's vagina giving her a 10/10 Ploff Dive"
by Komang666 February 29, 2020
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wee dive

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.
- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"
by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005
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Sidewalk Diving

The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.
Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.
by Skin Chizzler June 9, 2011
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scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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click diving

The act of continuously clicking through YouTube videos that show up in your sidebar, potentially finding hidden gems along the way.
I went click diving from a Radiohead music video yesterday and found this song with only 100 views from a band I’ve never even heard of. This is my new favorite band!
by Shibetarian May 6, 2021
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Dick diving

A guy Fucking a large number of bitches at once/a female that’s getting fucked my a lot of niggas at once.
“Im fuckin like 6 different hoes rn twin”
Dat hoe gettin fucked by the whole team she dick diving”
by Basharrr January 11, 2023
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fear of diving boards

he has a fear of diving boards
by Anonymous 273 July 8, 2023
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