damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
by michael foolsley May 17, 2011

An exquisite way of expressing the scientific term commonly known as “a fart”. This term is only to be used by PROFESSIONALS OF THE STUDY. (Also the opposite of a solid fart)
by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Practically identical to a low five, except the giver does not hit the reciever's hand, instead stopping as close as possible from their palm and thereby making air hit the hand.
by 3oclockand44minutesand20secondsafternoon August 28, 2007

A Karen who gets kicked off an airplane for not wearing a mask. Basically someone who for some reason would rather cancel their entire trip (that they spent their own time and money on) than grow up, suck it up, and just wear the darn thing for a couple hours.
Karen: *boards plane without mask on*
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Pialinist May 1, 2021

A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.
After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"
by CheeseCutterVT January 26, 2012

by yer what? September 23, 2013

A phrase Tumblr users write to people on Omegle. Most people on Omegle disconnect when they see this unless they are also a Tumblr user.
Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air??!?
*Your conversational partner has disconnected*
-or-
Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air?
Stranger: Example.tumblr.com
You: Example2.tumblr.com
You: What is Air??!?
*Your conversational partner has disconnected*
-or-
Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air?
Stranger: Example.tumblr.com
You: Example2.tumblr.com
by keepyourflowers November 27, 2010
