holy cow

The common name of the Great and Powerful Bovine Lord in the Sky, Who Will Pass Judgement Upon the Earth. Or so says my cult.

Oh great and mighty holy cow, please accept this sacrifice of a human heart

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Cowing and Calving

Having sex with the mother and the daughter.

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.

by Swill September 20, 2005

Moo-cow

An alcoholic drink originating from Wisconsin. It was originally designed as a drink containing equal parts tequlla and milk. More recently it has been used to refer to a shot containing tequilla topped off with half & half.

Man I had so many moo-cow's at the bar last night.

by Shane Hedrington February 4, 2008

cow pussy

The act of having your pants tightly snug around full fudge load, creating a protruding shape similar to a heifer's vagina.

Every time Grucker steps foot in an airplane he always has the best cow pussy.

by Ace Middlemist August 25, 2007

Interrupting Cows

1) The central element to a well-known 'knock knock' joke.

2) A surprisingly common sexual practise where the participants will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. Can be used to either 'spice up' a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).

1) 'knock knock'

'Who's there?'

'Interrupting cows'

'Interrupting cows w*MOOO*ho?'

'Git'

2) 'You like that ba*MOOO*'by?

'Oh y*MOOO*eah*'

'You know this would be bet*MOOO*ter if you sto*MOOO*pped mooing!

by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011

Snow Cow

(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.

Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.

by Capngrumpy February 3, 2006

cow nips

large nipples that protrude off the chest at least one inch in a very unattractive way..

Justin Troiano

by EAT MY ASSS RAW November 7, 2003