text official

text of·fi·cial

Where a relationship is established as official based on the habitual occurrence of text message communications.

If she is going to text you first thing after work, that's text official.

by Ryan Whitney January 8, 2018

text injection

When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.

I will send you a text injection as the Lord leads.

by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer May 23, 2018

Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.

“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Text Thread Hater

One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.

Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.

by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018

text torture

Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you

Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.

Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018