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Godley, Texas

A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.
Godley, Texas is so terrible
by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018
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Texas Lightshow

The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion
D00d, did you see that Texas Lightshow last night?! Bill's butthole is black!!!
by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012
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milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.
Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.
by 090302 December 30, 2016
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texas hair

Hair that is big and beautiful. Also it is seen as lush.
Damn girl, you have Texas hair.
by soccerfancr7 November 6, 2013
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Muenster Texas

A small, city in Cooke County Texas with a population of 1544. Know for events such as Germanfest, Octoberfest, and a meat market,Fischer’s Meat Market. Home of Drew Springer.
Muenster Texas is a small city in North Texas.
by That Conservative Guy December 10, 2020
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texas porridge

(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.
Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?
by phillydrifter November 14, 2010
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texas franchise

Woshua Werez. A profesional cold war gun fight player.
Did you see Woshua Werez do the stairs play thats why they call him the texas franchise
by PolloLoco_357 March 7, 2022
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