Tanner

To drop a load in your pants, fart with no remorse or regard for human life

Justin" I ate fermented watermelon and ate burnt toast then laid a Tanner in my pants"
Nick " now your tighty whiteys are Tanner!"

by Vanillagorilla2 September 17, 2013

tender girl

Very young and beautiful woman. Modern version of tenderonie.

My tender girl is so hot she is taking up all of my time and money.

by Rosman February 22, 2015

Tender

the goalie in hockey.

Man, Marty is a siiick 'tender.

by sexyhockeygal04 February 22, 2010

Tanner

Fag

Tanner is another word for fag

by Phag() September 21, 2018

Tanner

A nickname for marijuana

Was named after a good friend who was your typical, squinty eyed, slow talking stoner with a cannabis card. It's very useful as a code name, seeing as it can easily be mistaken for the name of a friend if parents/teachers/higher forms of authority are present.

The phrase "going to tanner's house" is also useful when talking about going out to get stoned.

"Dude we got some bomb ass tanner!"

"I got so tannered last night, I can't remember a thing"

"Hey man, wanna go over to tanner's house?"

by omgpseudonym July 23, 2009

Tanner Wheelock

A Pimp, usually associated with selling drugs and paying for his "bitches" to go out and shoot pool.
Skips on senior skip days as a junior.
Tanners are fat, they eat their problems, literally.

"Bitch you messed with me, *nom nom nom*"

Tanner's also have 14 inch penises? peni? Penee? Penis'?

"Dude, we could use a Tanner wheelock right now."

by (All of) July 3, 2008

swinging tenderloin

a huge, hanging down to almost the knees- penis schlong shlong sausage Johnson wiener penis dick cock pecker wang tube steak knob boner erection woody hard on

When Heather Hooters walked into the room naked, Dano whipped out his "swinging tenderloin" and heaved it into her slippery wet meat wallet and proceeded to satisfy her!

by stonesdano November 5, 2008