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Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011
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testicleave

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.
Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...
by grundlerooski May 19, 2011
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Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013
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Tastist

a person who believes that a particular taste is superior to another
Jimmy: Hey Chris, you want to go grab some brunch? The diner around the corner has some great French Toast.
Chris: Yeah no thanks. I only eat spicy foods. I find the other tastes to be inferior.
Jimmy: You're such a tastist.
by FJA4 January 8, 2015
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testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.
Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?
by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015
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Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016
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Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles
by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016
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