tainted salami 

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.

I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.

tainted salami by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006

taint 

the gender-ambiguous area between the butt and the private part

I always thought I was the one with the taint.

taint by Nixxer February 5, 2010

taint stab 

to take one's thumb and stab another player's taint while playing basketball if the other player tries to post up on you.

Hasheem Thabeet was trying to post up on me he other night, so i gave him a brutal taint stab to get him off me. He proceeded to scream in pain.

taint stab by Master Cornhole Blaster March 27, 2009

Poop Stained Taint

The piece of skin that connects the anus to front. When a person wipes from back to front, the skin/taint becomes poop stained

I would like to lick your mom's poop stained taint.

Poop Stained Taint by little e. June 11, 2006

taint smell 

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

taint smell by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

Tain

Tain - Huge Fucking Dick... Girls orgasm at the sound of his name.

Tain... Is a name of a fucking sexy beast who can play stuff on Guitar and has a huge huge cock

Tain = masive cock... orgasming girls jus from the sound of his name

Tain by ThatGuyOverWhere June 28, 2011

tainter 

Noun, the place between a womans vagina and asshole.

Tainter her ass and tainter her puss, so its her tainter

tainter by theman1768 April 17, 2010