Tussintrip

Similar to a Robotrip but using offbrand cough syrup like Tussin, which still contains the ingredient Dextromethorphan in sufficient amounts that an entire bottle will result in mild dissociative/hallucinogenic experiences.

Chris Rock made fun of it.

"Let's blow a couple bucks on Tussin at Walmart and get a cheaper form of crappy cheap high! Tussintripping ftl."

by Rozdauer September 18, 2011

Tuscaloosa Triple Play

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.

I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play

by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

Tushed

an adjective meaning "showing one's canine teeth"

"....The fields
Are licking like torches, full of running,
Laced odors, bones stalking, tushed leaps...." from the poem "Dog Dreaming" by W. S. Merwin

by sonicwendy September 30, 2013

Tushion

A butt so soft that it can be used as a cushion.

I couldn't break up with her, I had gotten too used to cuddling up next to her tushion.

by Titty Jon September 21, 2014

Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle

At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.

"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"

"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."

by ObjectivityRach September 6, 2015

tust bucket

Someone who has an endless capacity for sexual references and inuendos.

"Hold on I'm coming!"
"...already..?"
"God, you're such a tust bucket!"

by Just that guy March 17, 2016