Turd life: If you live the turd life you are the absolute shit. You are awesome. You are always on Dejanae Dillard and Zawanna Bailey's level.
The way a bad bitch or a boss nigga lives. Living like larry the lobster. Living like you dont have any cares while your swag is on point. Thats how you live the turd life.
by djtooawesome123 May 6, 2014
Get the turd lifemug. turd for brains one who is an idiot or is extremely stupid a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a shit for brains when calling someone a shit for brains want do or is not appropriate
my neighbor turned his dogs loose to shit in my yard and he refuses to clean it up what a turd for brains
by littlejimmie April 27, 2019
Get the turd for brainsmug. The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
by emmerthouse July 7, 2008
Get the Urban Turdingmug. A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.
"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.
by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010
Get the butcher's turdmug. (1) Your Colon or Large Intestine.
(2) The place where all your poop gathers before expulsion.
(3) Where turd burglars go to loot.
(2) The place where all your poop gathers before expulsion.
(3) Where turd burglars go to loot.
(1,2) I have to take a dump; I can tell because my turd chimney is full
(3) He got so drunk last night that his turd chimney was chimney swept by a flesh pole.
(3) He got so drunk last night that his turd chimney was chimney swept by a flesh pole.
by Beneatin Mypussilini July 19, 2010
Get the Turd Chimneymug. by Claudia_____ May 13, 2010
Get the Rosey Turdmug. My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!
by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011
Get the turd inspectormug.