by The Horny Batman March 13, 2011
Get the Muff Train mug.A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012
Get the muff loaf mug.Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Get the mid muff mug.When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
by @TheReptile September 23, 2016
Get the muff cuffed mug.A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.
But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010
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