Magic Carpet Ride

the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it

Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank

by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008

Magic carpet ride

A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.

Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.

by mexxxican May 28, 2008

Carpet Cleaning

When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.

Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning

by Chickenwatermelon21 January 23, 2015

magic carpet ride

The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.

I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.

by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006

ripping up the carpet

Having a wild time on your 40th birthday

Woah man, I’m seriously going to be ripping up the carpet

by FurySlayer May 3, 2019

mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

wireless carpet treatment

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices

The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019