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Hot Deuce

A dump brought on by drinking coffee or after a large meal. Also used as a descriptive term for piss poor or half assed work.
"Dude that coffee made me drop a Hot Deuce in the toilet"

"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"

You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013
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hot-maybe

When a guy is possibly hot, but only in certain situations. Basically he's not quite hot enough to be hot all of the time. He has to have something else to offer.

He's hot-maybe if he wears nice clothes.
He's hot-maybe if in the right lighting.
He's hot-maybe if he has a nice body.
He's hot-maybe if you're desperate enough.
He's hot-maybe if he has a good personality.
He's hot maybe if you're drunk enough.
He's hot-maybe if he's buying you shots.
He's hot-maybe if he's a good fuck.
That guy by the bar is a hot-maybe.

I can't decide if I want him. He's a hot-maybe
by Iu.Tiffany January 26, 2011
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hot ebony

i'm a hot ebony they gon' click it if it's me
by phatcat8 January 6, 2021
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Hot Eclair

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.
I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.
by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019
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hot 20

A $20 suck and fuck behind a dumpster next to a gas station. The rule is, if you're married then you get to wear a condom but usually you can fool the guy with a cheap fake ring.
I went to the 7/11 for a hot 20 but wanted a hot Carleton as well so I had to pay the extra five bucks and also buy some fried chicken and coffee from the gas station so I could have poop on my chest while having dumpster sex.
by SlimyLimpDick69 May 19, 2017
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hot hoop

a burning asshole from taking a shit after eating spicy food

also a fantasy football nerd
Donnie will definitely have a hot hoop after eating all of those wings.
by Philip Rivers January 7, 2014
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hot lunchbowl

Vomiting in a girls vagina while performing oral sex on her.
"How did your date go last night?"
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"

"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."
by vag lick January 11, 2014
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