Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.
Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH
by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013
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taint smear

Mixture of blood and poop in a guys underwear
My hemroid burst open and I got a wicked taint smear
by belial47 May 20, 2008
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taint-hug

A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.
Stop sulking and get over here and give me a taint-hug.
by A. Bird February 08, 2008
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taint mobile

A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.
To the taint mobile!
by Fiona1 January 19, 2012
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tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker
he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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taint puddle

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.
Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!
by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009
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boar taint

The bitterness and delusion an aging man may develop, typically targeted towards females.
Donald Trump can't be interviewed by a female without asking if she's on her period. He's got a raging case of boar taint.
by Black Boyfriend September 09, 2015
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