Samela

A girl/woman which can't get enough of guys or gangbangs.

"Hey Samela, should we go to the party tonight" - "Well, I don't know, I should study..." - "The guys from the sportclub are ther" - "WHER SHOULD WE MET?"

by Ritsgirlxoxo January 2, 2017

cacky toley smell

childhood made up rhyme. Oh how deprived we were.

"Pee, piddley, pump, fart, cacky toley smell".

by Tracey Paterson July 9, 2006

new guitar smell

The fragrance or odor you get when you first open the case of a new guitar. Only happens with custom built guitars that are recieved within a few days of manufacturing.

<Employee 1> Take a look at my new Carvin CT4M!
<employee 2> Whoa! It's still got new guitar smell!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007

shmelt

Little girls that dont know their place in life

Alex is a shmelt. She need to learn her place in life.

by Bthompson8 October 23, 2009

smell your own

take a look at your own actions, appearance, attitude , and behavior before you assess someone else!

stevie called me a slut but i said 'smell your own'; dude, he slept with more people in a month than i did all year!

by scar belle March 20, 2009

Smelk

Very annoying person.

Normally have "bad crack" or "terrible banter"

They enjoy being called 'lads' when really they are just boys who enjoy 'tinnies' and football and sausage fests.

A Smelk (the noun), is not to be confused with a misspelling of the word 'smell' on texts.

The person actually mispelling the word 'smell' may use the word to regain their dignity.

ERGH, that guy over there is drunk off one can!
God i know, he's such a smelk.

OH, it could have been SO embarressing today, i accidently texted 'u smelk' to this lad.
He obviously thought i was a clumsy oaf but i was able to say it had been purposeful. If he didn't believe me, he could check Urban Dictionary ;)

by zore June 24, 2010

eyes smell the ass

used in order to qualify a very hot girl who is demanding sex

Damn, this chick is such a bitch. Her eyes smell the ass.
Tonight, she'll meet my dick.

by Stephanie37 July 7, 2008