Serguey: "It's so awesome when people browse porn at the library, I've seen two people doing it, it's so fucking disgusting."
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"
by INSANE PC BIRDY June 11, 2009
Get the Serguey Switch mug.A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
by ulb remorse October 21, 2009
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When you are preforming anal sex and go a little to deep. This deep penetration may cause you to hit a special spot. When this spot is touched she will start defecating everywhere. When this happens you have flipped the switch.
"I was pounding this dumb dingy bitch when I flipped the switch. Shit got rugged."
or
"Dude, shut the fuck up or I'll flip your switch!"
or
"Dude, shut the fuck up or I'll flip your switch!"
by Kranus January 27, 2007
Get the Flipped The Switch mug.A store in Canada with fashionable clothing, that isn't overly priced like Ambercrombie and Fitch. Common for teenagers.
Person 1: Wow, I love your clothes! How much did they cost?
Person 2: All together 50$
Person 1: That's how much my top cost! Where did you buy those?
Person 2: Stitches
Person 2: All together 50$
Person 1: That's how much my top cost! Where did you buy those?
Person 2: Stitches
by Allison4321 November 22, 2009
Get the Stitches mug.A word describing a girl who has the characteristics of a Slut, Whore, and a Bitch. (S)lut + (W)hore + B(itch) = SWITCH.
by jackmichelletyler August 17, 2007
Get the switch mug.When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.
by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008
Get the stitching a deuce mug.when a male's dick size is impident and cannot pleasure the vaginal entrance. the male will pelvic thrust and quickly replace his penis with a larger penis shaped object; still giving the same effect.
ryon's dick was useless to the female sex so he commonly uses the switcharoo to pleasure his partner
by tbizle July 31, 2008
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