Stick a fork in me. I'm done

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.

I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".

by KnightofNerdom December 8, 2019

Llamas on a Stick

As a great young woman once said

"Llamas with cheese on a stick, cooked on a BBQ, then put on a plate with corn and beans"

or

"Im as hot as a cat under a rug, with a llama on top, cooking hot dogs on a BBQ, putting them on a plate on the fourth of july and giving it to your mother. BURN !"

"Dude, your llamas on a stick"

by Siera Brooke January 23, 2009

scrote stick

common annoyance in the male population. when the scrotum (nutsack) is sat against for too long or becomes sweaty, it sticks to the side of the leg. often accompanied by itchiness

"Dude I was sitting watching the movie for so long when I stood up I had to fix my scrote stick"

by la crav May 1, 2006

stick figure porn

Noun. Pornographic drawings of stick figures. Particularly beloved of bored students and anyone at a corporate meeting. Other - blissfully unaware - attendees tend to be the subject matter.

Mrs Johnson was not pleased with the stick figure porn depictions of her in my maths exercise book.

by PaxImperator March 27, 2009

stick that shit in a blender

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.

-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

by P-stain! September 10, 2006

Shit Stick

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.

"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."

by grouchodude July 4, 2006

Sticky Mudflap

When you kindly give your lady friend a handful of jolly-ranchers to suck on then you proceed to dip your balls in her mouth. Then you bend her over and give it to her doggystyle.

"your balls taste like watermelon now bend me over and give me a sticky mudflap"

by S. Gay January 26, 2006