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Facebook Stalker

Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.
Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."

Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."

*Katie Likes Comment*

Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
by iPrank February 24, 2011
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Slabheed Stalker

The best band in the world by far.Slabheed stalker will unleash the swan upon you.By swan that means music kind of.
That Slabheed Stalker band rock!
by Kornfan09 April 28, 2009
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stalker

a person who follows you around knowing that you don't want them there. Also leaves notes on your car and drops by your house uninvited.
Rachel Rene Baker is a fucking stalker!!
by Billy Joe June 25, 2004
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badly stacked kebab

An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.
The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.
by Bunkerbuster October 15, 2006
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stalker

a creepy old guy that stalks hot teens
why is this old creepy guy always folowing me that damn mofo
by fil April 3, 2005
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Slacker

A person who shirks kas work or duty
A person who evades military service at wartime
someone who don't do enough they fool around and don't give a FUCK!!!
Me, Tech N9ne
That guy sits around all day!
What a slacker!
by BeaneR9393 April 1, 2009
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