Spoose

The Polish word for Napoleonism - Short, and short tempered. Bursting into fits of angry rage, having controversial views and getting even more extreme the angrier you get.

*Gets tackled on FIFA*
Short Polish-looking guy: "FUCK THIS CUNTING SHITTING GAME, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER"
Opponent: "Don't be such a Spoose."

by SteakBake10 August 20, 2018

Spoofa

Filter device used to disguise the smell of marijuana usually made with a tube such as toilet paper or paper towel with dryer sheets attached in a way to filter marijuana smell as you blow through it

My spoofa works great so the neighbors don't know what's up

by NOZZYZZON September 11, 2018

spooky bae

someone you acquire in the spooke season, to do scary things with like haunted houses and mazes. can be a bestfriend or s/o.

“aye shorty u wanna be my spooky bae”
“awww i thought you’d never ask”

by macaroniwater September 22, 2018

Spoon cooker

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

Spookethaphobia

Being scared of someone else being scared and in return you get scared and you're scared that you got scared which causes everyone else to get scared because two people are scared which intensifies your fear of getting scared

"i'm so scared, please help"

"dude I think you have Spookethaphobia"

by Meterrin February 24, 2019

Spoon Fun

An act of homosexual intercouse

Daddy Derek wants to have some Spoon Fun with Mr. Hansen

by Applepiecomics August 24, 2019

spooning 2.0

Sticking a spoon up your ass for pleasure

Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that

Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0

by Brain hurt March 24, 2020