spons

a flying kite with legs a face and arms.

Also, fun fact, its actually written in my agencys contract, that SPONS, the SENTIANT TALKING KITE WITH A FACE, FINGERS AND SHOES has to appear to do the ad read.

yes its a legal stipulation, im not joking when i say that

***that kite is more powerful then you could ever imagine***

by caddicar September 3, 2023

morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.

"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."

by dlc671 April 3, 2009

e-spondence

Illuminating communication with someone via email exchanges, over a period of time.

I'm having a fascinating e-spondence with the guy I met at the green seminar last month, really getting to know him.

by hardybear February 13, 2009

Company Sponsored Hangover

When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.

Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).

by JB42 August 21, 2010

Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.

Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.

by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010

Vagina Sponge

slang term used to describe tampon

or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women

Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"

Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."

John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."

Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."

by jmd1993 May 18, 2013

angry sponsor

AA sponsor who is always pissed off, rides you because his life sucks and it makes him feel better

My new AA sponsor is an angry sponsor, he must not be getting laid right.

by DaTraveler November 25, 2013