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Meat Sneak 

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.
Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".
Meat Sneak by meatman500 January 5, 2009

Hubbert's Peak 

The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.
The bell shaped curve that you will see everywhere in twenty years this is Hubbert's Peak
Hubbert's Peak by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011

Little Sneak 

A person who tries to be sneaky in a mischievous way. One who tries to lie or cheat his fellow man or woman usually involving money or something of value.
That "little sneak" said there was nothing wrong with this car and now I'm stuck with this broke down piece of crap!
Little Sneak by Popcorn Pet January 22, 2016

Your sneaker is bleeding 

The boxing grudge match of the century hey the sneaker bleeding is bits of his opponent's ear

Smell my sneakers 

Meaning of understanding someone's statment.

Comfirming people understanding or can relate to the experience or opinion shared.
Don't you hate when you go out with a her and she doesn't look away from her phone? You smell my sneakers?

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.
"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."