A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it

"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"

by G. O April 21, 2016

loose spaghetti

When you do it in the butt so much that your insides fall out and look like spaghetti

I saw my brother come home from work with loose spaghetti

by Fartmaster1 January 16, 2017

Ryan spaghetti

Ryan spaghetti is a special type of spaghetti that is served with sloppy seconds. If you're a male In Memphis, TN specifically at Middle College, you or a guy you know may have experienced Ryan's Spaghetti.

I went to the bathroom and a young lady asked if I wanted spaghetti. Ryan spaghetti

by Eatthatkat May 15, 2017

Sloppy spaghetti

When you are hitting a girl (or guy) from behind and stick your hand into their ass hole, stretch it wide, and fill it with leftover spaghetti

"How was your date with Jane last night?"
"I don't think there will be a second date, she needs about 3 weeks to recover from the sloppy spaghetti I gave her last night"

by justaguygivingugooddefinitions May 30, 2018

Tinned Spaghetti

If a man smells like tinned spaghetti, it is the greatest compliment you can give. It means he has a fat hog

Chloe - "You smell like tinned spaghetti"

Reuben - *blushes*

by fattest yeets June 10, 2018

Wild Spaghetti

When someone is acting different "brand new" or just moving funny after they get something.

Lil Herb (G Herbo) been moving wild spaghetti ever since her got money

by JalenTheGod May 9, 2018

Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.

Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.

by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018