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guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...
Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.
by franksforthememories May 10, 2016
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potato scallop

slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.
Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.
by Yazza33 April 13, 2017
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Tre Swallow

When a guy shoves his cock so far up in a woman's mouth that she swallows and his cock is gone forever
Tre swallow his big ,thick and hairy cock up Kaci's mouth and she was saying " Daddy do it harder and faster Then She starting moaning saying Ahhhhhhhhh feels so good . It really made Tre day until she told him his cock was gone so was the supply of ranch.
by BBC owner April 24, 2017
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Swing shallow

To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend
If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!
by Wheneveryoucan May 20, 2017
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Bumpy Swallow

A blowjob given in a moving rv
She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday
by Twurzy July 7, 2018
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Sacrifical swallow

When you cum in your partners mouth and she spits it in your mouth while making out then you swallow it to prove you love her.
John was forced to a sacrifical swallow cause his girl is nuts.
by Awesomeszt December 1, 2019
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Sly Stallone

A short ugly guy who thinks he is the Italian Stallion, when in fact he is a steroid user and a man who got off on rape charges and likes to have sex with underage girls too! He is not Rocky! He is a hypocritical asshole!
Wow! Look at Sly Stallone standing over there in his lift shoes and bragging how great he looks for his age!

Dude, he has been busted for steroid use! The dude is a dick!
by RomanHi5 September 4, 2020
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