smugglin' cornflakes

A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs.

Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes.

by a myriad of lights June 25, 2008

Shuggermugger

A non-vulgar swear word. Usually used when you forget something, or you don't really care.

"Did you do your homework?"
"Shuggermugger!"

A man was playing a basketball game and he missed. "Shuggermugger!"he cried.

by Cutebabys Nelson Artine July 25, 2009

Shuggernaut

An epic sized dick which rips females in two

Mum - "oh shit johnny your dad totally ripped me in half last night with his shuggernaut"

Johnny - "i have an erection"

Dad - "I'M THE SHUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!"

by fudge-packing-across-europe July 26, 2009

SMUGGLE GUNT

A GUNT that has reached the size capacity that it can now be used to smuggle items.

Andy: "Sean, your mom's gunt has gotten so big she could smuggle stuff with it"

Sean: "Yeah, she's got a big smuggle gunt

by AJS410 June 29, 2011

smuggling peas

erect nipples easily seen through ones top

Gertrude was wearing this sweater yesterday, and you could tell she was smuggling peas

by Inga jingleheimerschmitz September 13, 2011

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018