Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

Smiggen

a fraction

X-Blades erection times viagra is how large a smiggen is.

by X-Blade December 22, 2009

ring stinger

A stingy person - who when ringing you on your mobile only lets it ring a few times before hanging up, thereby forcing you to ring back and pay for the call.

That Ryan's a f**kin ring stinger, he never lets it ring for long enough before you can answer the phone!

by Gav Page July 14, 2004

stinger

an anti-helicopter (usually) heat seeking missile or missile launcher

I blasted that fucking helo out of the sky with my stinger.

by nobody April 2, 2004

singee

A cute way of saying single.

Girl: *giggles* Are you singee..?? ;)

Guy: Maybeee.. :P

by Xx-kutsuu-xX January 27, 2010

smiggey

A retarded but hole, or a dumb peace of s*** that nobody likes.

Why are you such a smiggey.

by TGKM September 18, 2016

finger stinger

Fingering your wife or animal too much leads to the mighty finger stinger. Note only wierd members of the public may try this and only has cunts like Bush has tried this act.

Come on misses get the dog let me get finger stinger

by Jediwassniper November 21, 2006