San Jose Slurpee

When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.

by SnatchPlower July 7, 2016

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Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

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Slurp

verb.

A person who likes sucking big, fat, juicy dick. also used to mean that you are sucking them off, to be a kiss ass.
now more commonly used by high schoolers

person 1:first sergeant, you look handsome today.
first sergeant: thank you, ur a corpral now
Person 2: wow what a slurp

by Pv2. all day April 16, 2010

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tazzle-slurp

To mix semen with carbonated water and snort it

You tazzle-slurped your potential little brother

by trumpetfarter April 9, 2007

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hungarian slurpie

when a male fucks a man or woman in the ass and cums in there butt. then inserts a straw and slurps out the cum/shit mixture.

Sean- dude last night Emily let me pull a hungarian slurpie on her!
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.

by D-man choo November 11, 2009

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Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.

Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!

by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009

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