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scoots

Marijuana combined with tobacco. Smoked like weed.
Let's go smoke some scoots!
by ThatGirl132 January 25, 2011
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I will shoot your fucking cat

Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*
by DankKoosher420 May 16, 2016
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shoot the boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) for various reasons, such as scoring a try or messing up the words to a drinking song.
She had to shoot the boot for scoring her first try.
by sfraser November 11, 2008
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sloothie

word for skank, when used directly at the object being accused. sloo
"you're such a sloothie!"
by ohgosh. August 17, 2006
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scooter gang

a group of people that roam the streets together on scooters.
oh man did you just see that gnarly scooter gang
by hewedededed October 27, 2011
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Shoot the 30

If Benny Wanna Shoot The 30 Tell Him We Can Do It After School.

If Benny Wanna Shoot It Then Tell Him To Come At Room 305 At 2:19.
by Link71812 May 8, 2019
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Bob Scootles

To Give Head; Blowjob, Oral Sex Orginated From Schenectady,Ny In Schenectady High School

Often Referred As Bob Scoots
Yo My Mans Got Bob Scoots For That Bitch Taylor On The Bus

Yo Im About to go get some bob scootles
by MiSz TaSHa January 14, 2008
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