blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

Sharp

Another word for a blunt.

Person A: How we going to smoke this?
Person B: Let's roll a sharp.

by ComChameleon February 16, 2010

sharpie tagger

a tagger whose really good at well...tagging.
but only on paper, fabric, etc
and with sharpies.

i got a sharpie tagger to do my backpack so i can seem COOL!

by liljrocks April 4, 2007

to scarp

1. to bump into or to elbow

2. to screw in the mouth

Hey! You just scarped me!

Stop scarping me!

Ouch! why do you keep scarping me?

To scarp or not to scarp?

by nichemil December 26, 2007

Sarper

A male person who is purely idiotic and pathetic which gets joked about his mum gets fucked over and over again until he cries.

A:Hey what are you doing tonigth.
B:Your mum sarper.

by Theguywhofuckedsarpersmum July 16, 2017

Sharpie

Is the hottest guy on campus, with a tight booty.

alicia: Yo, did you see that Sharpie in your calc class?
Mikey:How could you miss him? I want to butter his biscuit asap.

by sasquashing hoe November 29, 2006

SHARP

verb, SHARPed, SHARPing

During the course of Live Action Role Play, while attempting to LARP, a small to medium quantity of shit comes out instead usually accompanied by a seeping odor and a noticeable pause in the SHARPee's discourse.

Wil Wheaton stood atop the mound amidst the LARPers, "Wherefore doth come whence yon... ohp... I..." Wil paused noticeably, "I think I just SHARPed in my pants." The back panel of Wil Wheaton's suit was opened and out spilled brown water and corn.

by Torn Wrecked'em January 8, 2013