Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

Is anybody sitting here?

A question asked not because the the person asking the question is actually wondering if someone is sitting "here", but more likely asked because the person wants to start a conversation with the person sitting next to the seat in question.

Dougy: "Is anybody sitting here?"

Girl sitting in class: "No..."

Dougy: "So whats up?"

Girl: *makes a strange look and moves away*

Dougy: "Dude whats her problem, she probably thought I was trying to hit on her or something...bahaha"

by Robert McSanchez February 18, 2011

What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.

"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

by Margaritaville1025 January 16, 2012

Sithmi

A really cute and talented person. Sithmis like to laugh a lot and are very nice to be with

Sithmi is a legend

by Sithmisboi October 22, 2019

Facebook sitting

The derogatory term used to describe one's addiction to Facebook. It may also be called 'face sitting' for short.

I could not stop Facebook sitting yesterday, I didn't get anything done.

by lythande February 12, 2010

Couch Sitter

Someone who frequently opts not to go fishing with his friends. Someone who would much rather talk about fishing than partake in the actual activitiy.

Also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (I.E. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.

Person #1 - Hey man you want to go fishing tomorrow

Khalid Barkawi - Na, I've got some real important things to do.

Person #2 - O really like what?

Khalid Barkawi -Well actually nothing I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so I can guaranteed catch fish. Why should I help when I don't have to?

Person #1 and #2 - GOOD POINT! Your a couch sitter!

by Defftik February 4, 2010

sitrap

situation report, eg. a report of a situation.

dude1: sap?
dude2: sitrap negative

by eiaa June 29, 2005