simpled

The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon

Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.

by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021

simple

A person who is toxic and angry when he plays any kind of game, has a small penis and a small brain

WTF look this guy he is so simple

by lee sin pro max March 14, 2021

simpergy

basically the combination of simp and energy.

My simpergy for antiheroes is too high for you to comprehend.

by $hush March 24, 2021

Simpelicous

A cute/hot simp

He is such a Simpelicous

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 19, 2021

simpressive

simpy even for simp standards

one guy makes love on one girl and automatically hate all the others, that's simpressive

by Deadboydoor517 April 20, 2021

Simpression

The ability to repress simping for someone. Simp repression.

"I saw him and was like OooOOOo but I have to repress it"
"wow you're really good at simpression"

by Jackie :3 April 20, 2021

simple435

A fine lad that drives the infamous Detroit Rally BMW 435i Xdrive. Has pure turbos and is full bolt on. He loves wanking in his car when he's not busy and also he goes munging with his friends.

simple435: Yo bro merium im gonna go to potbelly with my max burbles on and spit at the peasants from my sun roof.

by ZAZAMAN April 27, 2021