Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.
by richard gozinya January 26, 2015
Get the shit puppet mug.When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)
I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit
by Kai Karl June 11, 2006
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A phantom shit is the rare phenominon wherein a shit (usually of a solid, well-defined mars bar-like constitution) disappears entirely from sight before the shitee has a chance to admire his creation. A phantom shit completely submerges itself beneath the upper waters of a toilet-bowl in an instant.
Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.
Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.
-Bob squats over his toilet and unleashes a dump
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.
by Conor Reilly December 3, 2006
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Get the The Shit Hits The Fan mug.One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:
1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."
Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."
Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."
Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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