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Samuel

February 13th
Old soul
Whines about Shawn Mendes and Paramore
Like rap trash like Kanye West and the dude from Havana
Stupid
Thinks he’s smart

No cap
Nah just playin
Samuel = dirty blonde, wavy hair that looks like a mushroom, brown eyes, average height I guess, skinny, bushy eyebrows, Canadian
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Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP
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Samuel

The guy with the biggest penis you will ever lay your eyes on
1: You saw that Giant dick?
2: Yeah! must be a Samuel!
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Samuel Norton

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
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Samuel

Hottest guy on earth 🌎
Girl 1- "dang Samuel is so hot"
Girl 2 - ikr
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