Samuel L Jackson

actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.

Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'

Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane

"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction

"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft

Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"

"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"

by RubberDuckie17 January 20, 2019

Samuel E. Gordon

A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.

"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"

by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019

Samuel Wu

That one kid you knew in highschool who committed suicide

Hey remember Samuel Wu?

Haha, i don't either

by Shjwiwisjdbjskslslskso March 7, 2019

samulius colilius

A handsome man who has a huge penis that will penetrate any women

By gosh that mans a samulius colilius

by TheBigSJCPeneMan May 21, 2019

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Samuel Ferguson

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue

Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

by Lilillilli nany hand July 15, 2019