Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

Slithery Salmon

Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.

Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.

by SnappleApple... July 8, 2024

English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.

"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"

by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024

Otis sammon

My Maths teacher and was a boxer and his bestie is mr t***

Hi Otis sammon

by Tutu pancake March 4, 2025