Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).
Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.
by tills November 25, 2013
Get the Stupid Oatmealmug. Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.
Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.
Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.
Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.
by backinbowl February 17, 2010
Get the shear stupiditymug. The "stupid blonde" cliché is a popular, yet scientifically ludicrous myth without any substantial evidence to support itself at all. This belief, supposedly originated in America, states that the hair colour of an individual, in this case blonde, is somehow connected to his/her intellectual capacity, thus arriving to a preposterous conclusion; that is, a "non sequitur" logical fallacy. This subsequently renders the whole argument absurd and demonstrates its invalidity.
Blonde-haired individuals like Georgia Brown, for instance, have been reported to have a genius-level intelligence at a very young age.
Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.
Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?
Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.
Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?
by Philaletheian December 25, 2008
Get the Stupid blondemug. Stupid Mexicans Synonym for Mexican. Also "Pepper-Bellies" "Jose'", "Dumbshit", "Speedy Gonzales", "Taco", "homie", "Gang-Banger", "Vato", "Cholo", "OG Beaner", "Thief", "Sand Nigger", "taco-Nigger", "limp dick".
by Chavez Jose Ritardo Gomez May 23, 2006
Get the stupid mexicansmug. Stupid Early is any time in the morning, when you don't feel you should be awake. It is too early for you, and you hate being awake and active at this time. Any time before 8AM can be universally classed as Stupid Early. If your boss asks you to get to work for 7AM for example, you can say 'That's stupid early'
by Eric Booth November 17, 2010
Get the Stupid Earlymug. I gave all my money to the wing-nut who predicted that the rapture would occur on 21 May 2011 and now I live in a cardboard box. Man, that was rapture-stupid of me.
by wileEcoyote June 22, 2011
Get the rapture-stupidmug. by Tim+Jess January 18, 2004
Get the stupid-headmug.