Hetero Keyboard spam 

The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.

Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*

Hetero Keyboard spam by Bergentruckung January 22, 2021

Liquid Spam 

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

Liquid Spam by donkeycum April 25, 2003

sir spam 

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

sir spam by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

social spam 

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.

Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!

social spam by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008

Keyboard spam 

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)

"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.

Keyboard spam by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021

where the spam 

The word spam, in this case, is not used to make refference to the almighty wonder of questionable food that is Spam, but rather a substitute for a curse word.
This phrase is usually used by an individual who is questioning a location but is also looking to cut back on their swearing.
Other similar phrases included 'what the spam' 'who the spam' 'why the spam' and ' how the spam'

e.g.
girl 1: I think we're lost...
girl 2: Where the spam are we?!

boy: Dude... what the spam are you wearing?

where the spam by crap_weasel September 8, 2006

Lip Spam 

Lip Spam is a clicking technique in which you use your bottom lip instead of your hands to click as fast as possible.

Doing Lip Spam correctly can get clicks up to 30+ cps

Lip Spam by cringe department floor 7 December 16, 2020