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SOUTHERN PREPPY. IN 3 PARTS.
Part 1: Lifestyle
Part 2: Clothes style
Part 3: What we can expect

Introduction: 1st and foremost, I am NOT a prep and am opposed to all preps, whatever their form -- wannabe, Southern, NE, hardcore... I am clarifying the definition of Southern preps that are mentioned and excluded here. I fully intend to bash the preppiness of the society I have been forced to...reside in? ...suffer through?

Part 1: Lifestyle

Preps in the south -- Georgia, mainly -- are all about family, wealth, parties, and themselves. The *family* does everything together -- the Catholic percentage goes to church regularly, together, to feign their holy togetherness. The nonreligious faction hosts and attends weekly to monthly family parties, at which the youngest of the members run around, eat, drink, and act cute for the parents, while the preteens try to emulate the teens -- in *maturity* -- and the teens sit around and drink/chat daintily: hot topics of conversation include their future fraternities/sororities, their daily preppy adventures, what parties they are going to soon, and how much they love life, and what "toys" they want (ie CDs, clothes, bags, electronics, cars). They love gossip, and revel in it, especially comparing their wealth to others'. At such gatherings, preppy parents discuss upcoming sports/social events, gush over their kids' awards, their high-paying jobs, which usually include working as a doctor, Delta employee, or some office position, and sometimes their daily shopping excursions.
At school, SPs love to talk. The hardcore SP crowd spends classes, recess, lunch, afterschool -- TALKING. They are completely unaffected by teachers' warnings and yet take their punishments angrily.
Prep/preppy girls have created a questionably "hot", pink-drenched/color coordinated, conformist, ultra-gossipy stereotype for southern females that testifies to their ditzy fakeness. No teacher who knows about this "characteristic" takes girls seriously.
Preppy boys are all jocks -- if not, they're either good-looking, talkative, trendy, superficial *tolerable* guys. They are usually quite crude and love discussing girls and their, er, *parts*.
Preps are fake, insulting, stupid -- ie idiotic in the *BAD* way. Any and all preps will forever be unwelcome in my good opinion.

*email me at green27elf@yahoo.com to talk more. i dedicate this definition to "haywood jablowme" -- yes, i know how it sounds -- and i ask the person behind this name to email me, as a fellow anti-preppist. you can see some HJ's awesome work at chuck taylors definitions.*
she is such a prep -- i cannot believe she completely sold out with that pink t-shirt, matching pink belt, and jeans set! and she's been talking to kelly ALL DAY! she's *so* gonna get tutorial.
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Big Ol' Southern Dip

When one takes a large amount (at the least half of a can) of chewing tobacco and lines their gums, mostly their front, with the tobacco.
"Man, I am buzzing so hard off of this Big Ol' Southern Dip I can barely walk!"
by Christofph November 8, 2006
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a strong southern exposure

when you have some serious plumber's crack
aka- "don't be a crack baby", "crack attack", "quarter slot"
(scene: your friend is bending over to tie her shoe, while wearing some cute low rise jeans)

You: "hey, you've got a strong southern exposure there!"
Friend: "oh shit! that is serious. thanks!"
You: "yeah, no problem, cute underwear by the way."
Friend: "oh yeah i just got them at goodwill"
You: "oh reeeeaaaally now?" (ew gross ew)
by delaney jane March 5, 2008
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poncey southern git

What habitants of the north of England (or scotland) will use to refer to *cough* richer *cough* better-looking *cough* people of the south of England.
Yorksman: Aye ye, ye poncey southern git!


Essex person: Oh yeah? *knocks yorksman out*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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georgia southern

a pathetic "university" for all heavy drinkers with STD's. GSU wishes it was as amazing as The University of Georgia. Proof will be on August 30th.
Wow, those georgia southern dumbasses are really here on the campus at UGA? It's ok, they will be hearing that chapel bell ringing after UGA spanks them on August 30th.
by fsm_4all August 27, 2008
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Great Southern Land

Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
Stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
City on a rainy day down in the harbor
Watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay
Looking everywhere 'cause I had to find you
This is not the way that I remember it here
Anyone will tell you its a prisoner island
Hidden in the summer for a million years

Great Southern Land, burned you black

So you look into the land and it will tell you a story
Story 'bout a journey ended long ago
Listen to the motion of the wind in the mountains
Maybe you can hear them talking like I do
They're gonna betray you, they're gonna forget you
Are you gonna let them take you over that way
Great Southern Land, Great Southern Land
You walk alone, like a primitive man
And they make it work, with sticks and bones
See their hungry eyes, its a hungry home

I hear the sound of the stranger's voices
I see their hungry eyes, their hungry eyes
Great Southern Land, Great Southern Land
They burned you black, black against the ground

Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
Stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
City on a rainy day down in the harbor
Watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay
Looking everywhere 'cause I had to find you
This is not the way that I remember it here
Anyone will tell you its a prisoner island
Hidden in the summer for a million years

Great Southern Land, in the sleeping sun
You walk alone with the ghost of time
Where they burned you black, black against the ground
And they make it work with rocks and sand

I hear the sound of the strangers voices
I see their hungry eyes, their hungry eyes
Great Southern Land, Great Southern Land
You walk alone, like a primitive man
You walk alone with the ghost of time
And they burned you black
Yeah, they burned you black
Great Southern Land
Great Southern Land
Great Southern Land
Great Southern Land
Great Southern Land
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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Florida Southern College

Sarah's awesome school and country music singer Chuck Wicks went here!
Sarah is such a baller at Florida Southern College!
by Kathryn C= April 18, 2008
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